What would you do if you thought someone kissed your wife? Obviously, you'd sew the guy's mouth shut and send him off into the jungles of French Indochina with his arms tied behind his back to be mauled to death by lions while you ride back to base camp on your elephant.
Obviously.
What would you do if you suspected the man you met on the steamer back to America had designs on your wife as well? Well, you do have that black mamba head laying about...